If you were a dictionary word, what would the definition be?

I'd love it if "to Christian Genco" something meant to hyper-optimize it after exhaustively learning as much as you can about it. Ex: "I Christian Genco'd buying a car and now I not only have the best car for me at the cheapest price but I also made an app so everyone else can find the best car for them."
On today's episode of Your Thoughts, you think about the answer to the question: If you were a dictionary word, what would the definition be? from a mysterious Your Thoughts listener texting me from area code 214

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